thegestianpoet:

"One of the most interesting things about Elizabeth Turner was her Kiss of Death. Throughout the trilogy, all of the men she locked lips with has died - including Sao Feng in At World’s End, and (if you want to be petty about it) her father, Weatherby Swann. Usually they would die moments after kissing her for the first time. This excludes Will Turner who has kissed her several times before and beat the odds every time. However, even he succumbed to her kiss and died as well minutes after the two were hastily married by Barbossa.

This is most likely a just coincidence and not something that was intentional, but years later it’s still fun to point out to friends and watch a dawn of realization hit their face when they realize that Pirate Queen Elizabeth may have also been the Grim Reaper.”

Z

(Source: rouxx)

8 hours ago  #stop #potc  11,588 notes
"So the plot is: They have sex, she wants to smooch, he wants to flog, there’s a bunch of talking about this, they have sex again, she again wants to smooch, he again wants to flog, there’s a bunch more talking about this, and so on for several hundred word-filled pages."
— Dave Barry describing the 50 Shades of Grey plot (full piece, which is hilarious, here)

(Source: afternoonsnoozebutton)

3 days ago 110 notes
thewoodquarter:

Spread this please. Can you identify this man? 
A still taken from a vicious assault on the 40 bus in Kilmainham this week. (Video here, discretion advised.)
Comment here on Broadsheet if you can help. 

thewoodquarter:

Spread this please. Can you identify this man? 

A still taken from a vicious assault on the 40 bus in Kilmainham this week. (Video here, discretion advised.)

Comment here on Broadsheet if you can help. 

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4 days ago 44 notes