I’ve only seen 14 movies this year…
treat us like animals, that's how we react: Garda helicopter called out after Dublin rugby school prank
A pre-Leaving Cert prank caused a major incident in Dublin this week, with even the garda helicopter involved, after a passer-by thought a boy was being kidnapped.
Only yesterday we brought you the news of the expulsion of three and the suspension of classes in a fee-paying…
Dave’s school of the day, apparently it’s all a big misunderstanding
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- Mumford & Sons: But I will hold on hope & I won't let you choke, on the noose around your neck & I'll find strength in pain & I will change my ways, I'll know my name as it's called again.
- Mumford & Sons: BANJO
- Me: *sobbing*
"Imagine if pornography was not this bizarre, mechanised, factory-farmed fucking: bloodless, naked aerobics, concerned solely with high-speed penetration and ostentatious ejaculation. Imagine if it were about desire.
Because one thing I couldn’t find, as I glided around the internet, was desire. People who actually wanted to fuck each other. Had to fuck each other. Imagine watching two people screwing at that early, white-hot stage of attraction when your pupils dilate just looking at each other, and you want to melt each other’s bones so bad you’re practically eating each other’s clothes off the minute the door closes. I can’t be the only one who’s occasionally had a fuck so spectacular, all-encompassing, cinematic intense that at the end of it, I’ve lain back - ears still ringing - and thought, CNN wanna get hold of that. Now that really needed a ticker tape running underneath it.
In a world where you can get a spare kidney, a black-market Picasso or a ticket ride into space, why can’t I see some actual sex? Some actual fucking from people who want to fuck each other? Some chick in an outfit I halfway respect, having the time of her life? I have MONEY. I’m willing to PAY for this. I AM NOW A 35-YEAR-OLD WOMAN, AND I JUST WANT A MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR INTERNATIONAL PORN INDUSTRY WHERE I CAN SEE A WOMAN COME.
I just want to see a good time."
Caitlin Moran, How to be a Woman (via philproctor)
WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON ARGUING WITH ME ABOUT MY FEMINIST IDEALS LATE AT NIGHT WHEN I AM TIRED AND TRYING TO WATCH CONFESSIONS
aoifemallonsundercut asked: bought How To Be a Woman today. Thought you should know, not certain why.
I am glad you told me, I hope you like it! :D
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I don’t usually post porn on my blog, but I mean come on. Just look at it
FUCK
THE BUTTER ON THE CORN IS HILARIOUS WOW LMAO
no lie, breakfast food is my favorite food.
i’d eat breakfast all day everyday. it’s the best.
just look at those pancakesthat is not how you pour milk in cereal YOU’RE JUST MAKING A MESS
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